Minute traces of blood were found on said cross and analysed. (Apparently wood doesn’t rot when touched by an alien). They say that Israel and US teams on archaelogical digs have discovered THE cross that Jesus was crucified on. What’s more, these people claim to have proof that this is the case. Then the Jews stuck him on a stake and when no one was looking he went back underground. He decided to go visit humans, try to teach them love and peace and put his amazing X-Men like powers on display. Jesus was your average alien with special levitating, healing and telepathic abilities who grew disillusioned by the state that humans found themselves in. There are some that believe we do not walk alone on this Earth at all, and Jesus is just one of many aliens that live… underground. It tells of how he manipulated Judas to get him killed so he could return to his alien form.
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The source I took this information from actually says that these are the ‘fundamental facts about alien Jesus’. Some believe that Jesus came to Earth in his alien form 2000 years ago and transferred his consciousness into a fetus and put it into Mary in order to take human form. Everything is possible, right? Some believe aliens created humans and the Earth and that Jesus was one of those aliens. For someone to have created it, he, she or it would have to be more complex and hence the odds of he/she/it existing would be even smaller.Ĭoupled with the likelyhood that in the billions of planets in the universe another species would evolve to such a level and find humans on another far distant planet (or create them) and then reside among us is also infinitely small makes the chances of Jesus being an extra terrestrial so small it hurts the brain to think about it.īut ‘Jesians’ don’t care for the odds.
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As Richard Dawkins very clearly explains in his book, ‘The God Delusion’, the universe is very complex and the odds for it coming into existence are tiny. A long time ago in a galaxy not so very far away at all…Īs Han Solo says, “Don’t tell me the odds.” That must be a very popular quote for all who I shall label as ‘Jesians’ – those that believe that Jesus was actually an alien.